Make the Pie Higher
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
// NO CHILD LEFT WITHOUT A MOOSEBRGR! /
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// The PMS loop. /
1) Ugh, gut aliens. Uhoh, do I have the PMS? 2) "Hey, do I seem extra snarky or grumpy today? Oh, I do? Hmm." 3) *calculate time since last period*…
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// Jingle Solstice /
Ohai LJ. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year and all that jazz. If you want me again look for me
under your boot-soleson Facebook or wherever… -
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