2) "Hey, do I seem extra snarky or grumpy today? Oh, I do? Hmm."
3) *calculate time since last period*
4) Uhoh, I have the PMS.
5) WAAAAAH I HAVE THE PMS I'M BEING A CRAZY BITCH HOW DISTRESSING!
6) Wait, is it that distressing or am I just freaking out because I have the PMS?
7) GOTO 5